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Aleena von Storms
Aleena von Storms is a German-Romanian journalist, writer, environmentalist, animal rights activist, and adult actress.
Von Storms was born to a Rumanian mother and a German father. Her mother is a former professional gymnast from Bucharest, her father a nuclear physicist from Berlin. Aleena was raised in Bucharest until age thirteen. She is natively fluent in Rumanian, German, English, and Toki Pona.
After completing the larger part of her primary school in Rumania, she was sent by her parents to Blüdhaven boarding school in Berlin when she was eleven. At the age of 18, she moved to the United States to study journalism at the University of Haddonfield, Illinois. During her time there, she worked as a writer/journalist in the news department of NSFW-FM, and as a stripper at the Crazy Hearse club. After graduating from the university summa cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa with a B.A. degree in journalism, she started acting in erotic videos. By 2015 she had won adult-video awards for The Grand Bucharest Hotel, A Perfect Storms, and Halloweener.
Her illustrious career in journalism spans 1.2 decades. When she became an international correspondent for MSNBCNN in 2001, her first major assignment was covering the World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia. She has since reported from the world's major hotspots, including Tuvalu, Tonga, Kiribati, Eswatini, Nauru, and the US. She has interviewed many of the top world leaders, including securing the only interview with Kim Jong-uh, the illegitimate love child of Kim Jong-il — North Korea’s second supreme leader and Golden Retriever lover — and an exclusive with Muammar Ghadafi after his staged death.
For her outstanding reporting, writing, and acting, she has won every major broadcast award in Haddonfield, including three Fake News and Documentary Grannys, and two Golden Beaver Awards. She also received the Donald J. Trump Award for Excellence in Journalism in 2019 as well as the Miss Conception title in the same year. As a leading conservationist, Von Storms is a member of the board of directors of the Committee to Protect the Nemean Lion, the International Hippogryph Foundation, and also the Center for Pubic Integrity. She recently interviewed famous Dutch nature photographer Marsel van Oosten for his book MOTHER.
Von Storms is the niece (by marriage) of General Constantin Antonescu, who commanded the Imperial Rumanian Air Force for nearly 20 years until he was executed by Transylvanian Revolutionaries in 1979, and of his younger brother Alexandru, who was married to Princess Aurelia Comaneci.
She is now writing her fifth book: The Calm Before Von Storms.